- People who don't use their blinkers
- Teenagers texting while driving
- My boss at American Eagle, and my wage at AE while we are at it
- Going to the gym at 6AM cause that is the only way I have time to exercise
- My neighbor who tells me she can't wait until she can stay at home and "not get ready" because she saw me take out the trash and I'm still in my gym clothes at 11AM
- Hearing my other neighbors doing the "no no cha cha," as Sara calls it, when I am trying to fall asleep.
- Waiting in the check out line behind 3 carts toppling over with groceries when I only have 5 items.
- People who have 40 items in the "20 items or less" check out lane.
- The price of gasoline...and milk
-Celebreties who have babies and a week later have returned to their pre-pregnancy shape.
- Annabelle's gag reflex and the fact that she is 15 months and still eating mostly baby food.
- AT&T and their slogan that they have the fewest dropped calls. My right eye they do! And what about the mixed-up situation afterward? Both callers try to call the other back at the same time and you both get voice mail.
- The voice mail lady who tells you how to leave a message. Come one, who doesn't know how to do that by now and I hate having to listen to it all again and again and again...
- The writers strike - I know it's over, but I still don't like waiting 3 more weeks for "The Office"
- Commercials for the 10 o'clock news that try and rope you into watching some segment cause they make it sound like you are going to die, but really is totally lame.
- Opening yogurt.
I think that should suffice for now. I am not in a bad mood, didn't have a bad day... just a few thoughts that came to mind. What is on your list?
12 comments:
Oh my, I was laughing so hard while reading that! I hate when people use the stay at home thing, like the one who won't be mentioned what she said about blogging.....you know who I'm talking about. I also concur about AT&T...they blow. Ha, I'm sorry you have to fall asleep to the sound of your neighbors doing the no pants dance.....that's soothing I'm sure
I cant believe how long the Office has been off the air. It kinda turns me off from even watching since its been gone for so long. I hate feeling like that, cause I love that show!
Here's one more thing to add to your list: I cant believe how long it takes for me to get a doctors bill. Insurance and doctors dont mix. They cant seem to get things out to you until like 3 months after you went to the doctor. We FINALLY finished getting bills from John's appendix surgery and that was 5 months ago! What the slow?
I am with you on the office, how lame has thursday nights become with out it. And the celebrity baby thing, I just went to my after baby appointment, and it's so depressing how much I have to lose, how do they do it? I would also like to add the people that say stay at home moms who hire help at home are lazy and need to manage their time better. I can't believe how much I've heard this since I started my search for a once a week house keeper. I'd like to see them survive a day at my house, let alone clean something while they're at it! Wow, you're right Megan that does feel good!
Awesome! I couldn't agree with you more...especially on the voicemail topic. It's like a freakin' 20 minute ordeal to leave someone a message. Super annoying! And, good call on the news too. I always get roped into watching those stupid segments that are NEVER all they're hyped up to be.
"The Bachelor" does the same thing..."Tune in next week for the most dramatic moment in Bachelor history." So I tune in only to find out that one of the girls got a paper cut and had to apply a band-aid.
That was a great post! I agree with people not using their blinker, it drives me nuts. Have you ever watched Ellen's stand up comedy? You would enjoy it and start using her lines when you see similiar thing happen in life. She happens to talk about the evening news and how they leave you hanging until there next news report.If you have not seen it you should,it's a must. Ooh by the way you are not a mean wife for not getting him the 360, it was a a very hard decision for me to get it for my husband. Anyways, we should plan a night for you guys to come up and maybe I could borrow my nephew so Anna could have some one to play with since I have no childern of my own. LOL!
Megan you crack me up. I about fell off my chair when I read they "my right eye" comment. I'm sorry I didn't invite you to my watch party...let's just say...it wasn't your crowd. They were all wifes of Les's friends and I love them dearly but everytime we hang out i feel like i'm in an episode of the stepford wives and i don't belong, plus they drink i just hang out so in actuality i was doing you a favor!
People answering their cell phones and text messaging during church should go. When I was in the singles ward, I would get text messages from my friends during sacrament meeting! I was trying to get my religion on and they were asking me about my weekend. Nowadays in our ward, all sorts of people answer their phones--totally lame!
This reminds me of x96 how they used to have a list of things that must go. This is a dang good list. I need to come up with some of my own....it will be a BIG list. :)
This reminds me of x96 how they used to have a list of things that must go. This is a dang good list. I need to come up with some of my own....it will be a BIG list. :)
Opps. People posting things twice must go.
P.S. LOVE the treadmill idea--totally calmed baby M down. He must remember it from the womb.
Hey! I am one of Ross' friends from way back.
I don't know about everything else, but I can definitely help you "fire your boss" and earn more than you do at AE!
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