First, while giving my child a bath I laughed at her farting in the tub. She laughed too and said 'bubbles!' Bad idea. I should have known. Seconds later she quickly stands up and looks down at her feet. I followed her gaze to see her staring at, you guessed it people, poo! She pooed in the tub. I wanted to hurl! I then had to fish out the poop, drain the water, clean the tub and fill it with water again to give her a bath. A bath in which she was scrubbed like she has never been scrubbed before. All while Anna was scrambling to get out of the tub because she was 'all done Mommy pease' and I was trying to restrain her.
Then I got her dressed for church, she ate lunch and I put her down for a nap. (Daylight savings actually worked great for a nap and late church yesterday) Any who, I went in to wake her up to go to church and this is how I found her.
Mind you I had checked on her after she had fallen asleep and she was not like this. Somehow she managed to take off her dress and pull down her leggins and diaper in her sleep. I have no idea how she managed to take off her dress either because it was still tied in the back and everything.
When she saw her tub this morning she said 'Anna poop in da tub. No poop inna da tub huh Mommy?'
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Oh my heck how funny. Just wait until you have 2 kids in the tub and one poos oh man. Now thats gross
Ha ha ha, that is awesome! I'm glad I'm not the only one who has had to scrub crap out of a tub, Sydney did that once a week for 3 WEEKS in a row!!!!!
That is hilarious and awesome! LOL.
Hahaha I think I'll take the escape artist over the exhibitionist any day! I love the way you 'edited' the picture..so funny!
I have to say, so far we've escaped the poop in the tub event..but this third one seems to do things completely different than the other two that we just might get 'lucky' and have an appearance from Mr. Poo.
lol, sorry about that, neither of my kids have ever pooped in the tub...knock on wood. they have undressed in their cribs and peed every where though
That is seriously one of the funniest stories ever, not to clean it up cuz thats disgusting, but really how can you not laugh at that!
That was totally funny. My kids have done that before and it wasn't funny at the time. Love the picture of Anna in bed. Watch out she might be full of magic and can escape from tied clothing. Thanks for sharing.
That is so freaking hilarious. I'm impressed you could clean it up without having to clean up your own vomit along with it!
That is so hilarious/gross! Can't wait for the inevitable day that Addie poops in the tub! I have no idea either how your kid ended up naked in her nap- but that cracks me up- no pun intended ;)
AHHH too funny! I love the picture!
I guess it could have been worse. She didn't pee or poop in bed with her diaper off, did she?
LOL!! That is hilarious. Its alright I guess until she does what my nephew did and poops in this diaper after going to bed, then dug it out of the diaper in his sleep and rubbed it on the wall.
I had to laugh when tanner did the same thing last week - he also had the flu...you guessed it, runny poop - ewwe! Isn't being a mother grand? And they never show those things in the movies, or on the news...but they're hilarious just the same!
I can't believe that it was only your first experience with your child pooping in the tub! Molly's done it a few times-ya gross!
And the picture of Anna in her crib-hilarious!!
That is so funny. It sounds like she is ready for potty training. Are you coming to see me or what?
That is hillarious! As for the pooping try having two in the tub while one has pooped and the other wants to play with it. Not fun, not fun at all. As for the clothes thing. Jaron too has learned the art of getting undressed and he seems to love taking his shirt off in the grocery store. Oh, the joys of motherhood!
I guess it is good to know that I am not alone with the whole pooping in the tub experience. I hope it doesn't happen again, but my expectations of that aren't high ;)
And no BECKY she didn't poop or pee when she removed her diaper while sleeping. Thankfully. That is what I was most concerned about too - you know, AFTER I got taking the picture of it out of the way :)
I am glad you liked my 'censor' ALEXIS! I am usually pretty open about what is on my blog, but a nice clear butt shot like that...I don't think so. Hopefully I didn't offend anyone buy posting it. It was to hilarious not to share.
Oh yes been there. It is not fun especially if there is toys in the tub also.
And when Baylee was about 18 months old is when she would strip down at nap time or in the morning and take her diaper off. Guess what is coming Potty Training. Good Luck!!!
haha, that is hilarious....she makes me laugh...i love her full sentences, she's getting too big, it makes me slightly sad. maybe she like a cool breeze against her buttox and she felt restricted in her dress and tights....haha
Oh, the poop in the tub! Good times for sure! I think I've done that several times with each of my four children. It never got any easier though!
that is so stinkin adorable. she is a doll!
I am trying not to wake up my family and laugh my heaf off at the same time!! Her bumb!!!! Oh I can't stop these are things to blackmail her with later so remember the poop, one day when she lies bring this photo and the poop story!! Believe you me I plan to do this to B, he's done the poop to me!
5k in Bountiful $13 and you get to see me panic about 3.1 miles. It should be great fun plus you don't have to drive all the way to Ogden. Could there be any other reasons not to resist this offer?
Love the pic. Truly a blackmail photo. The poop in the tub, like I told you on sunday, what an ordeal. Sorry you had to experience it.
She is talented! Getting out of clothes while they are still tied and bound, amazing! I bet Annabelle hated the poop in the tub experience almost as much as you did. Wait till she has the urge to do that again, she'll make you get her out quite quickly, probably screaming!
I hope Daniel never poops in the tub. I am glad you got a picture of Anna sleeping like that because the story is just not as good without it.
I love it! I'm in the school library trying to hold in my laugh...people are looking at me like I'm crazy because i'm convulsing holding in my laugh. So funny! you must do the 5K...that's all there is to it!
I couldnt remember if I had commented or not. Megs this is so funny! I am actually suprised she hasnt pooped in the tub more. Austin does it all the time and its so gross. She is quite the smarty pants isnt she?
Oh my gosh this is so hilarious. I'm sure it wasn't funny to you but I was rolling on the floor laughing. I love how she got all undressed but did not quite get her leggings off. So cute. Emma takes her pants off all the time when she is supposed to be sleeping. I fear we may have a naked baby once she knows how to get the rest off. :)
Anna should try out for America's Got Talent! All of that in her sleep? Wow!!!
Love it! This is so funny!
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